Adventures in DayCare

A few stories I thought you all might enjoy. Courtesy of the young, brilliant and accidentally comically talented minds I teach.

While taking dolls clothes off......

William: Look! I can see her butt!

Me: Yup! So let's put her clothes back on so she's not cold!

William: Naw. I like girls better when they're naked.

Tyson: Miss Lawren! Nydia is bein FRESH!

Tyson: I miss my cousins! They live so far away!

Me: Where do they live?

Tyson: Brooklyn!

Analise: Last night, I was playing. I was playing dress up in my room.....all by myself!

Me: You did?

Analise: Yeah! How boring is that!?

While waiting for the computer to unfreeze.....

Me: Girls, you have to wait and be patient!

A minute later.......

Daniella: Armani! Don't touch! You have to wait and be patient! Right Miss Lauren?

Me: That's right.

Daniella: Miss Lauren.....this patience thing take FOREVER.

While wearing my heels.......

Sonia: Look Indie! Miss Lauren's wearing her tacones!

Indie: I am not seein this! I am not seein this! I. AM. NOT. SEEIN. THIS!

While on the phone with my sister......

Matthew: Miss Lawren, show her your funny face!

Me: I can't Matthew! I'm on the phone......she can't SEE me!

Matthew: Natalie, you have to SHARE!

Natalie: No I don't Matthew, I have asthma!

Indie: What was the story about Ms. Lauren?

Me: A boy who has too many toys.

Indie: That's the first half, what's the second?

Me: He and his mom give toys away.

Indie: Well, slap yo face!

Tavare: Miss Lauren, you have a nickname?

Me: Yes. It's Louie.

Tavare: Louie!? Isn't that a guys name!?

Me: It can be a girls name too.

Tavare: Oh. Then my nickname is Jessica!

Tyson: And I'm Monique!

Tyson: Miss Lawren can I hold your hand?

Me: Yes, you can hold my hand when we go outside.

Isaac: Tyson, can I hold your hand?

Tyson: Yes, but you have to hold this one because Ms. Lauren is holding this other one!

Brianna: Miss Lauren, can I tell you something?

Me: Yes, Brianna?

Brianna: So today, after school, my mom, she's going to pick me up afterschool when we're done, um, because we'll be done with school and then we're going to go with my mom when she's here we're going to......can I go to the bathroom?

Me: I got your nose!

Breanna: And I got your face!......And I eat it! Nom nom.